I wanted to make this gallery description full of witty jokes and discussion about why guys love watching girls getting ready to go out, but I can’t. I just can’t! I am far too distracted by the amazing stockings that Rachel Sexton is wearing in these photos. I love thigh-high stockings more than is probably healthy, and these are amazing. At first, I thought that they were a heather gray sort of faux ‘t-shirt’ material – which, tbh, would be kinda rad – but it looks like they’re not that crazy. Whatever, they still look incredible – and Rachel looks flawless in them!

Considering that most internet porn models go for the cliche-but-still-cute Santa or Elf costumes when Christmas rolls around, you gotta give busty blonde teenie Tegan Brady some points for breaking the mold – I think she’s the first “sexy snowman” I’ve ever seen! And she does pull it off quite well, if you ask me. And since my terrible sense of humour can’t resist the opportunity to make a bad joke, yes, that can be taken both figuratively and literally, as she’s pulling the costume off in these photos to reveal her awesomely large boobies (30GG – I meannn, damn!) and cute teen body. I’m willing to bet that this little snowman is making you feel rather warm right now~!

One of my perennial favorites in the world of solo girls, Brooke Marks is no stranger to cosplay, having done World Of Warcraft and Christmas themed sets in the past… and that’s one of many reasons that I dig her. Today she comes out of the closet as a sexy Halloween devil babe, and let me just say… the look really, really works for her. One could even say… she looks hot as hell!

One of my favorite things about Halloween (and the fall season in general) is pumpkins. I loooove me some pumpkins, in pie form, mellowcreme form, jack o’lantern form, you name it. I also – though this one is year-round – happen to be a big fan of big boobs. So this gallery of blonde British cutie Emily’s Dream showing off her giant boobage while surrounded by pumpkin-themed Halloween decorations is pretty much some sort of heaven for me! And I’m willing to bet that most of you will feel the same way after checking out this gallery =3

Football-themed galleries always sort of bring to light how ironic it is that I even run a website called Sexy Athlete Babes, give that I could give two shits about 90% of organized sports. I like soccer, bitches. And that’s about it. But I still totally appreciate how hot girls look when they’re all decked out (or stripped out of) athletic gear, and so I continue on with the site anyway. My newest victim of “lolfootball but it’s hot so posting” syndrome is newbie solo girl Spencer Nicks, who really has the wide-eyed, fresh-faced blonde good looks necessary to be any team’s favorite cheerleader. It seems that her heart – and sexy body – belong to the Chicago Bears, though, so all other fans can go despair in the corner now. Once you’re finished, get back here and, uh, “appreciate” her beauty, okay?

It’s mid-September now, and the weather in my part of the world is starting to cool down (I welcome it this year, though – this past summer was way too hot and humid for my tastes) and get that Autumnal chill in the air. What better way to celebrate the changing of seasons than with a hot chick stripping out of her cozy sweater and skirt? Private School Jewel does have that classically “cute blonde Catholic school girl” look to her, and since Fall is irrevocably linked with school for most people, Jewel gets the honor of being the embodiment of Autumn sexiness this year. She’s lovely~

Hey, look what we have here! A veritable swarm of hot chicks in bikinis (okay, well, they all lose the bikinis pretty quickly) playing that most hallowed of collegiate sports: BEER PONG. If this gallery doesn’t accurately sum up everything that you should expect from a website called Party All Star, I don’t know what would! The ladies in question are some of my favorite internet solo girls, as well: I’ve been a fan of Brooke Marks since I first stumbled onto her hilarious-and-sexy videos; Long and lithe brunette Misty Gates is so beautiful that she kinda makes me jealous; Rachel Sexton is the cutest blonde with a hidden nerdy side around; and Party All Star’s Avery is an athletic redhead with great tits. So, yeah, basically it’s a buffet of sexy. It also makes me a little nostalgic for when I lived in a house full of college girls and we had a room dedicated solely to beer pong. It never quite got this crazy, but you know… we had our fun, too =3

I can’t even lie, I’ve given in to old habits and have started watching this new season of ANTM… which always tends to color the way I look at galleries. And not in the most helpful way, given that I’m supposed to be writing for a porn blog! Like, instead of talking about how hot or sexy Meet Madden is while she’s fondling her Guitar Hero controller, I’m actually more interested in pointing out that she has the most absurdly perfect bone structure. The heart-shaped face and tousled blonde hair are reminding me more of Erin Wasson than any sort puns about sex and gaming. I’m sorry, guys, today I fail at being a gamer geek – I’ll just go sit in the corner with my Vogue and my Tyraisms and mourn the loss of Rich’s ANTM recaps while you guys take care of business with Madden. I might also just be bullshitting to get out of writing this gallery with any sort of effort involved so I can go play the new Mass Effect 2 “The Arrival” DLC, but I’m sure that didn’t occur to any of you, right? RIGHT?!

Alongside the announcement that really matters (Tales Of Graces F is coming to America, finally! Expect a Graces hentai update in the future to celebrate~), Namco also recently revealed a new Pac-Man game is in the works for the Nintendo 3DS system. So, in honor of that delightful mash-up of old-school gaming icons and the cutting edge of 3D technology… here’s a naked chick! Wow, how unexpected, right? It’s not like that’s how we roll here at Gamer Fetish or anything. Um, more specifically, it’s Chase The Hottie, stripping down and posing with a Ms. Pac-Man arcade machine. The photoshoot seems to be taking place in some run-down, crummy pizza place or maybe even X-Entertainment’s Worst Game Room Ever, given the dim lighting, ugly decor, and cheap menu on the table next to Chase… and yet, this is an amateurish porn shoot – seediness isn’t only expected, it’s probably a bit encouraged. I really just brought it up in order to direct the 5 of you who haven’t ever visited X-E over to that article, I can’t even lie. I love Matt’s nostalgia-based snarking almost as much as I love naked video game girls!

Football is one of those things that makes me so angry that I have as bad a case of ADD as I do – I’ve tried to learn the basics countless times since both my high school and college were VERY football-centric, and I still live in the Buckeye-worshiping town of Columbus, Ohio. But even after watching lots of games, both televised and in the flesh, and even dating a couple OSU players, I just can’t keep the fundamentals in my brain. So you don’t get any clever puns about this gallery, which I’m sure is just heartbreaking for all you rabid fans of my corny-ass sense of humor. Anyhow, two things recently kicked off: the college football season and the official website of Private School Jewel. She turned 18 her senior year of highschool and immediately began work on this site, and she’s been my peripheral vision for the past year or so while she worked her ass off to prepare for the site’s official launch. So I’m happy to use her football-themed set as both a celebration of the return of football season AND Jewel’s awesome new site. So after you enjoy these photos, go check her site outbecause it’s awesome!