I’m of the opinion that one can never have too many cute blondes, and the recent addition of Rachel Sexton to the internet solo girl pantheon just proves me point… she’s blonde, adorable, and all-around awesome. I mean, just check out these picks from one of her first photoshoots for her new personal website… they just exude that sort of playful teen sexiness that I really love. I have a feeling that this girl is going to be a lot of fun – in more ways than just that, you… well, accusing people of having dirty minds when I run a porn site is kinda stupid of me, but you know what I mean. I hope. Um, she seems like a cool ass chick, in other words, and since I always think that a girl’s only worth a solo website if she’s hot AND personable, that means that I totally approve of Rachel Sexton. Hooray!  

I haven’t posted any Love Abbie in awhile, and that needed to be remedied, like, yesterday… so here we go! Her website is still going strong a little over a year after its launch, and she’s still uploading delicious photos and videos all the time, like this gallery of her baring it all while playing in a jacuzzi. I’m jealous of two things here – first of all, I want a jacuzzi bathtub, and secondly, I want my new jacuzzi bathtub to come with a completely naked Love Abbie, just like the one in the photos! Someone make it happen, dammit! …Please? 

Check out this hot new addition to the Sophomore Class at Face Down Ass Up University… We are lucky to have her and so are you. She told me that she likes to be called “Little Rachel” and at 5’2″ it’s no wonder. She is a horny young student who is not afraid of using her looks and body to get what she wants. Rachel says that she likes to tease the boys using her young teen look. She likes to go out wearing pig-tails and little tiny clothes. Rachel is doing webcam shows every week to help pay her tuition! She wants to graduate someday and if you sign up today as a Faculty Member maybe you can help her further her studies while you study her…  

What happens when you get two of the hottest teens on the entire internet together? Um, well, that would be the website Karen Loves Kate. It rules. But you probably already knew that, if you’re at all into hot girl-on-girl action… so, how about this: What do you get when said hottest teens around get together for some Christmas naughtiness? This super-sexy gallery of the two feeling each other up and stripping each other down under the Christmas tree, that’s what! Last question: If Santa sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake, what are the odds he was totally watching the events in these photos unfold? Answer: Probably extremely high, and you KNOW he was digging it just as much as the rest of us! So, in conclusion: Happy Holidays, and Karen Loves Kate rules.

One of my most favorite porn sites of all time has long been Red City Nudes, mostly due to one amazing Russian teen by the name of Iris. To put it frankly, she’s simply incredible. She’s been delivering nonstop hot photos & videos for the past few years, and she’s easily become one of my most loved Russian models on the web. I love her long, lean body; her delicate Eastern European features; and most of all, her sultry, super-sexy eyes… no matter how she’s posing, the look in her eyes ALWAYS gets me. Seriously, Iris, if my state legalized lesbian marriage, I’d help you out with your green card. But for now, I guess I just have to settle with pining after you via Red City Nudes… and that’s not too bad!

I feel like there should be some super-corny joke to be made about this gallery – what do you call four hot teens stripping down in a tiki hut, or something. But since I’m nowhere near creative enough to come up with a decent, clever punchline, we’ll just go with the real answer: uh, four hot chicks from Lightspeed 18. They’ve got a huge following on the net, and for good reason – the Lightspeed Girls reputation for being “the hottest teen amateurs on the internet” is well deserved. I’m ESPECIALLY digging the petite blonde girl in these photos… she reminds me of this girl I went to highschool with that I always had a sort of latent girlcrush on. But all four girls are pretty cute – so it makes sense that this photo set is voted one of the fan favorites of the members of Lightspeed 18, again and again.

At first glance, I thought this photoset of big-boobed teen Brittany featured her wearing cherry-print boyshorts… and since I have a compulsion to post any cherry-related shoots as some sort of corny tribute this site’s name, I immediately went to save the images and start putting together an update. Turns out my eyes were just playing tricks on me, and it’s just a polka-dot pattern, but you know… fuck it. She’s hot, she has a fucking amazing body, and I love when cute girls wear pink, so I’m gonna go ahead and post this shit anyway! So there you have it – the story of how exactly you got this smoking hot photo collection of Brittany’s Bod in front of you today. Wasn’t that fascinating? No? well, just go look at the rest of the photos then instead, and I’ll shut up… jerk =P

The long-legged blonde teen that is the star of teen softcore website Hanna’s Honeypot is quite possibly the most textbook case of “adorable” that I’ve ever seen. Hanna has an incredible smile, and that fresh-faced hint of innocence combined with her big, bright eyes and cute pigtails just seals the deal – if you dig teens of the long & lean European blonde variety, Hanna is your dream come true.

If you’ve been paying attention to some of the more conservative news outlets lately, you may have noticed a little story about a sweet internet teen model by the name of Foxy Jacky. Sometime in mid-August, the blonde cutie decided to have some fun & indulge her site members’ wishes for more public nudity photoshoots, so she headed over to a local park to do just that. It seems that someone from her community television station found the photos & videos of Jacky getting naked at their beloved Barlett Park, and decided that it would make a good ‘public outrage’ news story. Cue the news reports, angry soccer moms, police investigations (gotta love the Midwest, where a naked chick is somehow more important than real criminals… I seem to recall them giving Melissa Midwest shit for this kind of thing in the past as well), and it’s no surprise that the story has started to get national attention. So if you were curious to see what all the fuss was about – or maybe you just want to see a cute blonde chick take her top off in public – you’re in luck, because I’ve got the goods for you right here. Enjoy!

I love Brooke Marks. Really, I do. She’s one of my favorite girls in the entire niche of “hot teens who take off their clothes on the internet”. I could write a stalkerish essay on why, exactly, I love her so much, but in the spirit of saving time, I’ll just sum it up into a few concise bulletpoints: she’s gorgeous, she’s hilarious, she’s an internet nerd & thus is totally content to e-hang out with her site members, she looks like a younger/hotter version of Amanda Tapping (yes, I’m a Stargate nerd), she has an incredible body, she puts on awesome webcam shows and makes even better videos, and finally, she looks damn near perfect in this candy bikini. Positively edible, indeed.