I don’t know nearly enough about football to make any clever puns for this gallery of All-American blonde cutie Kiss Kara. Given the fact that I went to a particularly football-crazed college (Ohio State Buckeyes represent, I guess), it’s almost… impressive that I manage to still be so ignorant of the game itself. Whatever, I’ve always preferred soccer and basketball to pretty much all other team sports, so while my classmates were freaking out about Michigan, the only OSU ticket package I ever used my student status to buy for myself was basketball, and even though I’d gone to highschool with like half of our soccer team, I preferred MLS for that. I even got to go out drinking with the Everton guys when they were here! Shit, I really do suck at talking about football, see? Um… let’s see. One time I played one of those Madden games and somehow managed to win through sheer luck and button-mashing. There. That’s my football story. Now quit reading this word vomit and look at the pretty pictures!

Even though I generally prefer brunette/exotic chicks, every so often, I go through a phase where I just can’t get enough of hot blonde girls… and right now is one of those times. So new teen web model Kiss Kara picked the perfect time to launch her solo site, in my eyes at least. With her cute smile, loose blonde pigtails, and tiny black-and-gold bikini, she seems like the poster girl for California beach babes… I have no idea if she’s actually from the West Coast or not, and to be honest… I don’t really care. I’m enjoying my fantasy of her as some sort of surfer girl/Orange County socialite hybrid. Anyhow, I hope that all of you like her as much as I do! Oh, and one word of warning for the nighttime/stealth porn browsers out there – her personal website is definitely worth a look, but it does have a video introduction that’s set to autoplay, so turn your speakers off if you’re trying to be sneaky. Just wanted to give you a helpful hint there, since it caught yours truly off guard earlier!