Hey, look what we have here! A veritable swarm of hot chicks in bikinis (okay, well, they all lose the bikinis pretty quickly) playing that most hallowed of collegiate sports: BEER PONG. If this gallery doesn’t accurately sum up everything that you should expect from a website called Party All Star, I don’t know what would! The ladies in question are some of my favorite internet solo girls, as well: I’ve been a fan of Brooke Marks since I first stumbled onto her hilarious-and-sexy videos; Long and lithe brunette Misty Gates is so beautiful that she kinda makes me jealous; Rachel Sexton is the cutest blonde with a hidden nerdy side around; and Party All Star’s Avery is an athletic redhead with great tits. So, yeah, basically it’s a buffet of sexy. It also makes me a little nostalgic for when I lived in a house full of college girls and we had a room dedicated solely to beer pong. It never quite got this crazy, but you know… we had our fun, too =3

Okay, first of all… if you haven’t heard of the ceiling cat meme before, go educate yourself so that you can properly enjoy this new photoset from Misty Gates. For my fellow channers and such who already know about ceiling cat’s sneaky, masturbation-spying skills, let’s move onto the next evolution of this meme: now, ceiling MISTY is watching you masturbate. It’s true, look at the pix! And she’s even got cat ears on, so maybe we’re lead to believe that the reason she has such a gorgeous, long & lean body is because she’s secretly related to Longcat? Fuck, I think I’ve uncovered a conspiracy…

I am totally enamored with these photos of Gamer Fetish regular Misty Gates for a few reasons – and one of them is boring and girly. Those pigtails are hot, and I need to figure out how I can get my hair to do that, too! Though doing so successfully might make me feel a little “single white female”, since I already took Misty’s advice on what razor to use too when shaving my legs and, um, lady parts (spoilers: it’s that crazy, five-bladed vibrating one that Gillette makes, and it rules). Okay, I need to stop turning this gallery into, like, #beautychat, because this is a fucking porn site, not a girly message board, right? So, um, yeah. I’m loving the tight Nintendo Power tee that she’s got on… I actually subscribe to that magazine. Big surprise, right? They keep having articles about Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey, which I’m super excited about because the MegaTen games = my favorite game franchise… apologies go out to my former #1, the “Tales Of” series, you’ve been dethroned after Namco Bandai decided to NOT localize Hearts, Graces, Radiant Mythology 2, or Vesperia PS3 because they hate America/money… holy shit, derailed again. What is with me today?? Okay… Misty Gates, Nintendo Power, sexy pigtails, awesome body, two 360s!!!, video game schwag, Halo 3 in the background… that about sums it up. I’m afraid to go into any more detail at risk of making this the longest gallery description EVER, so I’ll just stop here.

Every so often a new solo girl comes out that I get really excited about, and Misty Gates is one of those girls. Not only is she completely adorable, with legs that go on for miles and a smile that manages to be both wicked and sweet at the same time – but the girl has PERSONALITY. She’s absolutely hilarious! Misty is not at all afraid to let her goofy side shine – check out her free teaser video to get a taste of how she manages to combine being a total hottie with a great sense of humor. I sat in on her very first webcam chat last week, and it was way more than just sexy – everyone had fun, too. She’s already striking up close friendships with her members, so if she seems like your kind of girl, you’re in luck because she seems really dedicated to her website and her fans. Plus, she looks damn good naked… and isn’t that what it’s all about, anyhow?