I wanted to make this gallery description full of witty jokes and discussion about why guys love watching girls getting ready to go out, but I can’t. I just can’t! I am far too distracted by the amazing stockings that Rachel Sexton is wearing in these photos. I love thigh-high stockings more than is probably healthy, and these are amazing. At first, I thought that they were a heather gray sort of faux ‘t-shirt’ material – which, tbh, would be kinda rad – but it looks like they’re not that crazy. Whatever, they still look incredible – and Rachel looks flawless in them!

Hey, look what we have here! A veritable swarm of hot chicks in bikinis (okay, well, they all lose the bikinis pretty quickly) playing that most hallowed of collegiate sports: BEER PONG. If this gallery doesn’t accurately sum up everything that you should expect from a website called Party All Star, I don’t know what would! The ladies in question are some of my favorite internet solo girls, as well: I’ve been a fan of Brooke Marks since I first stumbled onto her hilarious-and-sexy videos; Long and lithe brunette Misty Gates is so beautiful that she kinda makes me jealous; Rachel Sexton is the cutest blonde with a hidden nerdy side around; and Party All Star’s Avery is an athletic redhead with great tits. So, yeah, basically it’s a buffet of sexy. It also makes me a little nostalgic for when I lived in a house full of college girls and we had a room dedicated solely to beer pong. It never quite got this crazy, but you know… we had our fun, too =3

I’m of the opinion that one can never have too many cute blondes, and the recent addition of Rachel Sexton to the internet solo girl pantheon just proves me point… she’s blonde, adorable, and all-around awesome. I mean, just check out these picks from one of her first photoshoots for her new personal website… they just exude that sort of playful teen sexiness that I really love. I have a feeling that this girl is going to be a lot of fun – in more ways than just that, you… well, accusing people of having dirty minds when I run a porn site is kinda stupid of me, but you know what I mean. I hope. Um, she seems like a cool ass chick, in other words, and since I always think that a girl’s only worth a solo website if she’s hot AND personable, that means that I totally approve of Rachel Sexton. Hooray!  

Check out this hot new addition to the Sophomore Class at Face Down Ass Up University… We are lucky to have her and so are you. She told me that she likes to be called “Little Rachel” and at 5’2″ it’s no wonder. She is a horny young student who is not afraid of using her looks and body to get what she wants. Rachel says that she likes to tease the boys using her young teen look. She likes to go out wearing pig-tails and little tiny clothes. Rachel is doing webcam shows every week to help pay her tuition! She wants to graduate someday and if you sign up today as a Faculty Member maybe you can help her further her studies while you study her…