So, apparently this Ivy Snow chick is an online poker player of some reknown? Or something… I’ve played a total of like, two games of poker ever and only vaguely remember being one of the last two standing due to beginner’s luck. For awhile, almost every guy I knew was hopping onto the “I’mma be a pro poker player” bandwagon, so maybe that’s why I sort of avoided it. Poker fatigue? I’m derailing here, the point was I know jack shit about poker or if this chick is actually a known entity in those circles at all. But Ivy’s hot for real: dark red hair, some nice tattoos, a tight body, and some lovely boobies. All in all, a nice package, but I wish her gimmick was something other than poker… I don’t like things that I can’t make bad jokes about due to my ignorance, dammit!

Hey, look what we have here! A veritable swarm of hot chicks in bikinis (okay, well, they all lose the bikinis pretty quickly) playing that most hallowed of collegiate sports: BEER PONG. If this gallery doesn’t accurately sum up everything that you should expect from a website called Party All Star, I don’t know what would! The ladies in question are some of my favorite internet solo girls, as well: I’ve been a fan of Brooke Marks since I first stumbled onto her hilarious-and-sexy videos; Long and lithe brunette Misty Gates is so beautiful that she kinda makes me jealous; Rachel Sexton is the cutest blonde with a hidden nerdy side around; and Party All Star’s Avery is an athletic redhead with great tits. So, yeah, basically it’s a buffet of sexy. It also makes me a little nostalgic for when I lived in a house full of college girls and we had a room dedicated solely to beer pong. It never quite got this crazy, but you know… we had our fun, too =3

Since Valentine’s Day is all about pink and red, what better way to celebrate this day of love than with a lovely redhead babe? And luckily for us, flame-haired teen Kori Kitten happens to dig doing themed galleries, so she had a Valentine’s Day photoset handy for me to use. I love it when a plan comes together, right? Anyhow, this gallery in particular really manages to show off the incredible body that’s made Kori Kitten so famous… and I’m of the belief that boyshorts and stockings always make a girl’s booty look phenomenal, and these photos are just more evidence towards that point. All in all, it’s a whole lot of V-Day goodness that’ll have you in the mood, whether you’re single or attached for the big day. See, even Kori’s trademark sexy pout was affected by all the love and hearts… she can’t help but break out into a great big, wonderful smile in the last few photos!  

If you opened up a dictionary and flipped to the word “cute”, there’s a very good chance that you’d find a picture of SoCal native Valerie. This redhead Rookie Babe is SERIOUSLY adorable – especially when she smiles. Actually, she reminds me a bit of Natalie Portman when she’s smiling… see photo #4 for the best comparison. Regardless of who she does or doesn’t look like, ever since I first stumbled upon the Rookie Babe website a few years ago, Valerie has been my personal favorite of their girls. They’ve since increased their numbers exponentially (they add at least one new hot chick to their roster each month), but I’ve still got a soft spot for this girl above all the rest.

You know who redhead teen Strawberry Sandy reminds me of? Donna, from That 70’s Show. I can’t recall the name of the actress who plays her, but the resemblance is definitely there, though Sandy definitely looks younger and a bit more fresh-faced. But they’ve got the same tall, lean bodies, long red hair, and the biggest similarity… that sort of consistently naughty sparkle in their eyes. You know, that look that seems to say “I may look sweet and shy… but I’m a wildcat in bed”… in other words, she comes off as every man’s fantasy. And she lives up to it – just check her out in these photos, playing with the traditionally naughty combination of strawberries & cream… though Sandy adds her own twist to the mix: a glass dildo. I guess the cream would serve as some pretty good lube, huh?

I think my favorite thing about these photos of cute teen Kitty Karsen playing Xbox is that it totally looks like a realistic scenario: like, she had a photo shoot for her website scheduled, and when the photographer arrived he found her curled up in her red chair, intent on some video game, and came to the realization of how girls playing video games are totally fucking hot and decided to capture the moment and turn it into one of her updates. I also love that even though she’s styled to look like one of those tacky Claire’s mall boutiques exploded all over her, she’s still cute enough underneath it all for me to forgive the ugly shirt and weird-ass bracelets. Just don’t do it again, okay?

19-year-old redhead Juicy Jill stole away both my breath and my heart when I stumbled upon her new website this morning; the girl is just incredible. I’m a sucker for redheads, so that tousled auburn mane was the first thing that caught my eye… but what really sold me on her is the constant devilish smirk in her eyes as she’s posing. You get the feeling that she really loves knowing that she’s teasing countless fans on the internet; stripping off her clothing piece by piece with that sly smile. And really, what’s sexier than a gorgeous girl who gets off on getting YOU off?

If you’re at all like me, then you love two things: big boobs and redheads. Give me a hot redhead cam girl with huge tits like Busty Ariel, and I’m pretty much instantly infatuated. I mean, just look at her – her body is insane. She’s got the huge boobs and just the right curvy proportions for my tastes… and it definitely doesn’t hurt that her tits are 100% real. Considering that I have boobs, I like to think of myself as somewhat of an expert… and hers definitely look real to me. She’s just a natural sex kitten, I guess! Jenna Jameson, take notice. THIS is what sexy looks like, not that busted skinny-ass meth addict look you sported at the AVN Awards. Um, can you tell I’m a little pissed about that turn of events? Well, whatever. I have Ariel to soothe my broken heart now, what else do I even need?