I have a few suspicions about new teen (okay, she’s 22, but whatever) solo model Roxy Rhodes: One, I think it’s a safe bet that she’s related to the Bailey’s Room girl, since they look alot alike and also happen to have the same webmaster (I’m thinking sisters?)… and then I also suspect that she’s the kind of girl that would be a LOT of fun to hang out with. Not just because she likes to take off her clothes on the internet for money, but because she does shit like play fail miserably at Guitar Hero while stripping, as well, as, um… whatever you want to call THIS gallery. She’s getting naked while wearing A GIANT FUCKING GREEN COWBOY HAT. Huh? Who fucking knows how this photoset came in to being… but I have to give her credit, she manages to stay super sexy even while wearing that… green atrocity… on her head. Oh whatever, Roxy Rhodes rules, okay?

As I’ve mentioned time and time again during my amazing adventures chronicling all the hot web models who play naked guitar hero, I am just plain rotten when it comes to that damned game. So it brings me great comfort to introduce you all to Roxy Rhodes, a super cute new solo girl (that I personally think kinda looks like she could be related to fellow GH girl Bailey… they seem to have the same webmaster, so, hmmm…) who apparently shares my, uh, “challenged” status when it comes to Guitar Hero. Over the course of this photo set, she manages to accomplish two things: one, she sheds her clothes until she’s only wearing an oversized t-shirt (which happens to be one of my favorite looks, there’s something about “casual cute” that I find really hot)… and two, she completely fails two GH songs on Easy mode. THAT’S MY GIRL! I AM NOT ALONE ANYMORE IN MY GUITAR HERO SHAME! Seriously, Roxy, I was starting to think that I was the only one who failed so miserably at that shit…