I am totally enamored with these photos of Gamer Fetish regular Misty Gates for a few reasons – and one of them is boring and girly. Those pigtails are hot, and I need to figure out how I can get my hair to do that, too! Though doing so successfully might make me feel a little “single white female”, since I already took Misty’s advice on what razor to use too when shaving my legs and, um, lady parts (spoilers: it’s that crazy, five-bladed vibrating one that Gillette makes, and it rules). Okay, I need to stop turning this gallery into, like, #beautychat, because this is a fucking porn site, not a girly message board, right? So, um, yeah. I’m loving the tight Nintendo Power tee that she’s got on… I actually subscribe to that magazine. Big surprise, right? They keep having articles about Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey, which I’m super excited about because the MegaTen games = my favorite game franchise… apologies go out to my former #1, the “Tales Of” series, you’ve been dethroned after Namco Bandai decided to NOT localize Hearts, Graces, Radiant Mythology 2, or Vesperia PS3 because they hate America/money… holy shit, derailed again. What is with me today?? Okay… Misty Gates, Nintendo Power, sexy pigtails, awesome body, two 360s!!!, video game schwag, Halo 3 in the background… that about sums it up. I’m afraid to go into any more detail at risk of making this the longest gallery description EVER, so I’ll just stop here.