One of my favorite things about Halloween (and the fall season in general) is pumpkins. I loooove me some pumpkins, in pie form, mellowcreme form, jack o’lantern form, you name it. I also – though this one is year-round – happen to be a big fan of big boobs. So this gallery of blonde British cutie Emily’s Dream showing off her giant boobage while surrounded by pumpkin-themed Halloween decorations is pretty much some sort of heaven for me! And I’m willing to bet that most of you will feel the same way after checking out this gallery =3

Forgive the surfer dude lingo, but how stoked would you be if you opened the door for what youthought was going to be a normal trick-or-treater this Halloween – only to find this gorgeous Latina babe, half-naked on your doorstep? I’m pretty sure that the answer for most of you would be “fucking off the charts excited, man”, because Busty Latina Rebecca is just that – a shy and spicy sweetheart with curves in all the right places. And here she is, going door to door in just panties, a bra, and pigtails – forget tricks; this gallery’s all about the treats!

So I keep trying to come up with some snappy flavor text for this gallery, but the stereotypical girl side in me keeps getting distracted by the fact that Taylor Lain is wearing a totally adorable outfit. You know, before she takes it off and starts flashing her equally-cute booty! But seriously, I have a thing for heather grey knitwear, and – I’m stopping myself there. Let’s be real, the people looking at this text right now are not interested in my fashion ramblings, even if her thigh-high stockings are amazing. I’d wager that if you’re here, you’re more interested in her hot body, not what’s (adorably) covering it! I want to raid her closet, you guys probably want to… uh… raid her… fffffffff even my bad pun skills is failing me! I officially give up, just… go to her site if you want an actual introduction to this chick, okay?

Football-themed galleries always sort of bring to light how ironic it is that I even run a website called Sexy Athlete Babes, give that I could give two shits about 90% of organized sports. I like soccer, bitches. And that’s about it. But I still totally appreciate how hot girls look when they’re all decked out (or stripped out of) athletic gear, and so I continue on with the site anyway. My newest victim of “lolfootball but it’s hot so posting” syndrome is newbie solo girl Spencer Nicks, who really has the wide-eyed, fresh-faced blonde good looks necessary to be any team’s favorite cheerleader. It seems that her heart – and sexy body – belong to the Chicago Bears, though, so all other fans can go despair in the corner now. Once you’re finished, get back here and, uh, “appreciate” her beauty, okay?

Man, my computer is being a massive pain in the butt today, causing me to have to rewrite this gallery description multiple times. So, you know what? I’m gonna just phone it in now, because I’m getting annoyed enough that even the superhuman hotness of Midori West can’t quite make up for it. You should all be sad about the gallery flavor text that you missed out on, it was… nominally interesting, at least. There were Weezer references (The line about half-Japanese girls in El Scorcho, to be precise), random speculation about whether Midori bakes adorable cupcakes in skimpy lingerie (don’t judge me, you know your imagination runs just as wild sometimes when you see a hot chick), and a bit of gushing over her cosplay tendencies (dat Chun Li cosplay, girl) and cute pasties. But now the world will never get to see it! And you’ll all have to just be satisfied with these sexy photos of Midori in an adorable, sheer black-and-pink teddy. Life is so, so cruel, I know.

So, apparently this Ivy Snow chick is an online poker player of some reknown? Or something… I’ve played a total of like, two games of poker ever and only vaguely remember being one of the last two standing due to beginner’s luck. For awhile, almost every guy I knew was hopping onto the “I’mma be a pro poker player” bandwagon, so maybe that’s why I sort of avoided it. Poker fatigue? I’m derailing here, the point was I know jack shit about poker or if this chick is actually a known entity in those circles at all. But Ivy’s hot for real: dark red hair, some nice tattoos, a tight body, and some lovely boobies. All in all, a nice package, but I wish her gimmick was something other than poker… I don’t like things that I can’t make bad jokes about due to my ignorance, dammit!

It’s mid-September now, and the weather in my part of the world is starting to cool down (I welcome it this year, though – this past summer was way too hot and humid for my tastes) and get that Autumnal chill in the air. What better way to celebrate the changing of seasons than with a hot chick stripping out of her cozy sweater and skirt? Private School Jewel does have that classically “cute blonde Catholic school girl” look to her, and since Fall is irrevocably linked with school for most people, Jewel gets the honor of being the embodiment of Autumn sexiness this year. She’s lovely~

Okay, clearly someone here is a big fan of Wild Things, because this entire photo set from I Love Suki seems like a pretty awesome homage to the infamous pool scene. And given that Suki herself seems to be embracing the whole party girl, naughty cam babe kind of aura on her website, it’s probably safe to say that she’s the one who had this particular idea. And more power to her… after all, even without Neve Campbell, it’s smoking hot and a perfect way to introduce one of the sexiest new Asian cam girls!

You know, Briana Lee may be an Italian/Chinese mix (and a smoking hot one at that), but IMO she really looks like Armenian bombshell Kourtney Kardashian… I can’t be the only one who sees the resemblance, right? I think Kourtney’s the hottest of the Kardashian sisters anyway, so reminding me of her is a very good thing! This set is lovely, too – some amateur cosplay, sort of… I mean, she’s wearing so little, can it even be called cosplay if there’s hardly any, well, costume? But given that she’s supposed to be Eve, and even has the apple and the snake straight from the Garden of Eden, I say she gets a pass. This is an Eve that could definitely tempt all of our inner Adams into some original sin, that’s for sure~

To be honest, summer allergies are totally kicking my ass this year. I’m pretty much spending every day possible inside in an allergy pill-addled haze just trying to get by, so anything fun like going to see baseball games is completely out… soooooooo, um, next best thing? Adorable Latina chick Cindy Cupcakes pulling out all the “sexy-cute” stops with a baseball-themed striptease. She’s even got a baseball bat that I’m sure quite a few of you will be jealous of after seeing these pictures~