The lovely miss Kelly XOXO says that she’s a Latina mix, and further creeping turns up that part of the mix might be Italian – well, whatever the recipe, I quite like how she turned out! To be honest, she sort of looks like how I’d imagine Ashley Williams from the Mass Effect series would translate into real life. And seeing as how Ash is totally cute, that’s not bad thing! Kelly’s also got a gorgeous booty that’s actually making me pretty jealous… especially since she’s showing it off a whole lot while undressing and playing with power tools in these pix!

Sadly, the photos of this girl playing video games are only part of this gallery, not the dominant feature. But she’s really pretty – sort of looks like a less exotic Bailey’s Room, in my opinion – so I’m sure that nobody will really mind seeing her in various stages of undress while doing things other than gaming, as well. And if you actually do mind, I’m judging the hell out of you right now. Just saying. Anyhow, she’s playing some sort of online PS3 game from the looks of it, which – hey~! – is actually a thing that can be done again, so it’s sort of timely. Source is GF Revenge, so she’s purportedly some lucky (or unlucky, given the assumption that she’s his ex now) bastard’s ex-girlfriend. Now I’m judging that guy for letting a hottie like this one get away. I am just all about the judgey-ness today, I guess?

It’s begun – I can feel the hot weather lurking just around the corner! I live in a part of the USA where it sort of jumps straight from winter to summer with MAYBE a week or so of humid-as-fuck thunderstorm weather in between, so I’m pretty much already in the summer state of mind. Let’s just hope that my apartment complex fixes our AC unit before things get really blazing, or I’ll have to resort to pretty much exactly what sun-kissed brunette teen Leah is doing in this photoset from Alluring Vixens! Only without the flawless body, underboob, and unzipped short-shorts, because I’m pretty sure my neighbors would either call the cops or turn into massive, Me Gusta face style creepers. Either way, I’ll leave the wet t-shirts and posing seductively with a hose to the professionals!

Welp, I’m a moron and almost let Cinco de Mayo pass me by without posting a gallery of a hot Latina chick… and being that I’m half Latina myself as well as someone who runs a Latina babe site, that’s practically a criminal offense. But here I am with an excellent photo set of Karla Spice to make up for my slacker-ness – she looks like some sort of flawless sun goddess here, doesn’t she? The set is tagged on her website as ‘Egyptian Cosplay’, but in the spirit of the holiday, let’s fudge it a bit and pretend that she’s some sort of Aztec princess, okay? Now go crack open some Pacífico (or Corona or Dos Equis or Tecate or whatever, but Pacífico is what I bought regularly from the little shop down the street in college, so it’s my preference), lose yourself in some lovely fantasies involving Karla and her sun-kissed skin, and have a happy Cinco de Mayo!

Hey, look what we have here! A veritable swarm of hot chicks in bikinis (okay, well, they all lose the bikinis pretty quickly) playing that most hallowed of collegiate sports: BEER PONG. If this gallery doesn’t accurately sum up everything that you should expect from a website called Party All Star, I don’t know what would! The ladies in question are some of my favorite internet solo girls, as well: I’ve been a fan of Brooke Marks since I first stumbled onto her hilarious-and-sexy videos; Long and lithe brunette Misty Gates is so beautiful that she kinda makes me jealous; Rachel Sexton is the cutest blonde with a hidden nerdy side around; and Party All Star’s Avery is an athletic redhead with great tits. So, yeah, basically it’s a buffet of sexy. It also makes me a little nostalgic for when I lived in a house full of college girls and we had a room dedicated solely to beer pong. It never quite got this crazy, but you know… we had our fun, too =3

Okay, so I may be a total slacker and not be in college at the moment, but I’m preeeeeettttty sure that what Corin Riggs is doing here? Not actually studying. YOU CANNOT FOOL ME WITH YOUR SCHOOLGIRL OUTFITS AND PIGTAILS, CORIN! Er, well… can you even call that an outfit? Schoolgirl lingerie, I suppose. I mean, it is plaid and she does have the glasses… eh, whatever. Good enough for me! I like that the set pieces in the backgrounds are actual, legit textbooks (looks like anatomy and physiology, clever) but Corin herself is just checking out hot naked chicks – and one rather nice-looking dude. Man, if only actual studying could be like that. Graduation rates would skyrocket!

I can’t even lie, I’ve given in to old habits and have started watching this new season of ANTM… which always tends to color the way I look at galleries. And not in the most helpful way, given that I’m supposed to be writing for a porn blog! Like, instead of talking about how hot or sexy Meet Madden is while she’s fondling her Guitar Hero controller, I’m actually more interested in pointing out that she has the most absurdly perfect bone structure. The heart-shaped face and tousled blonde hair are reminding me more of Erin Wasson than any sort puns about sex and gaming. I’m sorry, guys, today I fail at being a gamer geek – I’ll just go sit in the corner with my Vogue and my Tyraisms and mourn the loss of Rich’s ANTM recaps while you guys take care of business with Madden. I might also just be bullshitting to get out of writing this gallery with any sort of effort involved so I can go play the new Mass Effect 2 “The Arrival” DLC, but I’m sure that didn’t occur to any of you, right? RIGHT?!

This girl is beautiful, no doubt, and that’s why I’ve uncovered a bit of a mystery: does she go by Ashton Richards or Aston Richards? Her profile at I Heart Babes calls her both Ashton AND Aston, and my Google-Fu skills have uncovered a blog and twitter where she seems to use the Ashton name exclusively – but then there’s also this website, which certainly seems to be the same girl, if a bit younger and calling herself Aston. Maybe she realized that the name Aston opened itself up for too many Ass-town jokes and now she’s got darker hair, is shooting for places like IHB, and goes by Ashton? She’s a new face to me, but I’m sort of in love with her cute smile and total Summer Glau/Olivia Wilde-ish-ness, so I really want to track down more of her recent work. You know, for artistic appreciation purposes! So yeah, if any of you know which name is current and which site she appears on the most nowadays, please drop me a comment and let me know – for now, I’ll just keep her page at IHB bookmarked, as well as the previously linked official site for maximum internet creeping!

Alongside the announcement that really matters (Tales Of Graces F is coming to America, finally! Expect a Graces hentai update in the future to celebrate~), Namco also recently revealed a new Pac-Man game is in the works for the Nintendo 3DS system. So, in honor of that delightful mash-up of old-school gaming icons and the cutting edge of 3D technology… here’s a naked chick! Wow, how unexpected, right? It’s not like that’s how we roll here at Gamer Fetish or anything. Um, more specifically, it’s Chase The Hottie, stripping down and posing with a Ms. Pac-Man arcade machine. The photoshoot seems to be taking place in some run-down, crummy pizza place or maybe even X-Entertainment’s Worst Game Room Ever, given the dim lighting, ugly decor, and cheap menu on the table next to Chase… and yet, this is an amateurish porn shoot – seediness isn’t only expected, it’s probably a bit encouraged. I really just brought it up in order to direct the 5 of you who haven’t ever visited X-E over to that article, I can’t even lie. I love Matt’s nostalgia-based snarking almost as much as I love naked video game girls!

I have to admit something. Okay, sure, this chick (she calls her site Hailey’s Hideaway) is really cute and all, but that’s totally NOT the reason I chose to make this gallery. No, it’s because once I saw her playing in a ball pit, I knew that I had potential ammo to make a Kou Ichijo reference. I’m sure that all you Persona 4 fans out there already know where I’m going with this, don’t you? That’s right: Hailey looooooooooves them balls. Alright, now that I’m giggling to myself about my weird little in-joke (The last few minutes of this episode of the Giant Bomb P4 Endurance Run will help explain it for those of you who are confused, yet curious), let’s move on and actually talk about the girl in the pictures, shall we? Um… yeah. She’s a cute brunette who loves to play with balls. Um, you see, I was so focused on making my horrible joke that I sort of forgot to actually look her up… so why don’t we both just visit her site for more ‘about Hailey’ info and call it a day or something?