Okay, first of all… if you haven’t heard of the ceiling cat meme before, go educate yourself so that you can properly enjoy this new photoset from Misty Gates. For my fellow channers and such who already know about ceiling cat’s sneaky, masturbation-spying skills, let’s move onto the next evolution of this meme: now, ceiling MISTY is watching you masturbate. It’s true, look at the pix! And she’s even got cat ears on, so maybe we’re lead to believe that the reason she has such a gorgeous, long & lean body is because she’s secretly related to Longcat? Fuck, I think I’ve uncovered a conspiracy…

Oh man, so the cable modem at our apartment decided to just up and commit seppuku earlier this week, so I actually had to spend a few days – GASP – without internet. Considering what a net junkie I am, I’m surprised that I even survived! Um… okay, actually it wasn’t so bad because I just got a Kindle last month so I finally got started on The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, but I’m going to pretend that I was just so ~traumatized~ by my lack of connectivity that I had to make a internet/computer related gallery just to help me cope!!! …Or something. Um, anyhow, this sexy Latina with legs for days is called Karla Spice, and she’s a super sexy brunette on the internet in these photos. If you think she’s hot, be aware that she recently started going beyond non-nude on her website – she now does fully topless photos & videos. Let’s hope she continues getting naughtier, because who doesn’t want to see every inch of a body like hers?

I don’t know nearly enough about football to make any clever puns for this gallery of All-American blonde cutie Kiss Kara. Given the fact that I went to a particularly football-crazed college (Ohio State Buckeyes represent, I guess), it’s almost… impressive that I manage to still be so ignorant of the game itself. Whatever, I’ve always preferred soccer and basketball to pretty much all other team sports, so while my classmates were freaking out about Michigan, the only OSU ticket package I ever used my student status to buy for myself was basketball, and even though I’d gone to highschool with like half of our soccer team, I preferred MLS for that. I even got to go out drinking with the Everton guys when they were here! Shit, I really do suck at talking about football, see? Um… let’s see. One time I played one of those Madden games and somehow managed to win through sheer luck and button-mashing. There. That’s my football story. Now quit reading this word vomit and look at the pretty pictures!

Brunette FTV teen Taylor reminds me of some sort of awesome, super-sexy hybrid of Kristen Stewart (of Twilight fame) and pint-sized R&B singer JoJo. Which is to say, she’s freaking awesome, because both of those girls are beyond beautiful, in my opinion. Unfortunately though, we don’t get to see either of them naked and rolling around playfully in their beds (though Twilight sex comics do exist, if you’re interested - here) like Taylor is doing in these photos! She’s got some really lovely boobs, huh? I’m totally seduced by her girl-next-door charm, I gotta say. So, uh, it’s a good thing that there are literally OVER 3000 MB of photos & videos of her at the FTV website, huh?

So this might be totally sacrilegious, but when I saw that Spanish babe Lupe Fuentes had moved on from her Disney Channel-type teenybopper persona “Little Lupe” and had launched a real, no-gimmicks official site called I Love Lupe, I seriously started singing “Our God Is An Awesome God” in my head. I’ve always thought that Lupe was scorching hot, but the overly done-up teen look just doesn’t appeal to me. Plus, when a girl’s as hot as Lupe is, I felt like all the “HEY LOOK I AM A TEEN LOOK AT MY PIGTAILS AND LOLLIPOP AND TEDDY BEAR HEY DID I MENTION I AM A TEEN” shit just sort of distracts from her innate sexiness. So I welcome this new site of hers with open arms, and after seeing how gorgeous she looks in these pink fishnet stockings, I’m sure you’ll feel the same way!

Maybe it’s just because I was waxing guddamn nostalgic about the Roswell series earlier (it was my favorite show back in high school) and so I just have the cast members on the brain, but I think that amateur hottie Corin Riggs looks an awful lot like Shiri Appleby… with a little bit of Emmanuelle Chriqui mixed in for good measure. So, uh, I’m going out on a limb here and guessing that she’s got some Jewish/Israeli ancestry somewhere along the line! I think Israeli girls are freaking gorgeous (Middle Eastern girls in general are usually smoking hot), and she also seems quite nerdy – or to use that horribly outdated but still slightly cute phrase, she’s adorkable! Not only does she have a few cosplay sets up on her recently-launched amateur solo girl website, she’s also got this photoset of her in a hot pink, super-short Asian dress, brandishing a huge sword. Uh, it doesn’t get much more geeky than that!

Hey everybody, good news! This is Talia Shepard, one of the newest internet solo girl recruits, and she’s fucking gorgeous. Even better, she’s decided to show us a half-assed version of her workout routine while slowly stripping off her clothes – which makes her totally A+ in my book. I thoroughly enjoy watching hot chicks working up a sweat, and I actually meant that in a sort of literal, not double-entendre I AM TALKING ABOUT SEX way for once! Well, wait. I am, kind of, I guess. Goddamn it, I’ve confused myself. It’s 3:30PM here and I think I need coffee. I’ll say that it’s because Talia is so hot that it left me sort of dazed, and that will be my cool segue into me leaving to go make a vanilla bean latte! Yesss.

Another Easter Sunday, another excuse to post sexy bunny girls! And 19-year-old Mexican cutie True Tere happens to be the way I’ve decided to celebrate this year… her round Latina booty looks so damned good in those pink, lacey boyshorts and cute little bunny tail! Plus the matching ears, high heels, and skimpy pink top (which her boobs are sort of falling out of, nice!) just make the whole outfit even better, IMO. If you visit Tere’s personal website, you’ve probably noticed that she almost always does cool Holiday-themed cosplay, but I think that even with all her other costumes, I might like this one the best. I’m just one of those people who happen to have a weakness for bunny girls, okay?

So after successfully completing my Mass Effect 2 run-through on Insanity (Engineer class, of course), I’m finally coming up for air and realizing that I’ve totally neglected all you nerdy porn fans out there. Sorry, but… ME2 is just awesome, I’m sure you all understand, right? So before I let myself get too into Final Fantasy XIII (I’m in Chapter 4 right now and SO digging on playing as Sazh, even if he’s no lake-killing Stahn Aileron, right, Mento?), here are some pictures of a hot Asian chick called Marina Jang stripping down and masturbating with her faithful PS2 at her side. She hails from Asian porn site extraordinaire The Black Alley, a name which just serves to get Jay-Z songs in my head, but if you want more of her or just hot Asians in general, that place will be like heaven to you.

Asian porn hottie Mai Ly is in no means a newcomer to the industry – she’s had solo girl sites in the past and even done some hardcore (though she herself has stated that she doesn’t plan to do more – but that could change if we all cross our fingers and wish really hard, maybe), but I have to say… her new official website, Touch Mai is easily her at her best. I swear, she just gets hotter and hotter, and with her current look and the high-quality photos & videos she has on this new site, she reminds me so much of a curvier version of G4′s Olivia Munn… which is a huge compliment, since I love me some Munn and think she’s easily one of the hottest chicks on the planet. And now Touch Mai has landed herself on the superhottie list as well!