Hey everybody, good news! This is Talia Shepard, one of the newest internet solo girl recruits, and she’s fucking gorgeous. Even better, she’s decided to show us a half-assed version of her workout routine while slowly stripping off her clothes – which makes her totally A+ in my book. I thoroughly enjoy watching hot chicks working up a sweat, and I actually meant that in a sort of literal, not double-entendre I AM TALKING ABOUT SEX way for once! Well, wait. I am, kind of, I guess. Goddamn it, I’ve confused myself. It’s 3:30PM here and I think I need coffee. I’ll say that it’s because Talia is so hot that it left me sort of dazed, and that will be my cool segue into me leaving to go make a vanilla bean latte! Yesss.

Another Easter Sunday, another excuse to post sexy bunny girls! And 19-year-old Mexican cutie True Tere happens to be the way I’ve decided to celebrate this year… her round Latina booty looks so damned good in those pink, lacey boyshorts and cute little bunny tail! Plus the matching ears, high heels, and skimpy pink top (which her boobs are sort of falling out of, nice!) just make the whole outfit even better, IMO. If you visit Tere’s personal website, you’ve probably noticed that she almost always does cool Holiday-themed cosplay, but I think that even with all her other costumes, I might like this one the best. I’m just one of those people who happen to have a weakness for bunny girls, okay?

So after successfully completing my Mass Effect 2 run-through on Insanity (Engineer class, of course), I’m finally coming up for air and realizing that I’ve totally neglected all you nerdy porn fans out there. Sorry, but… ME2 is just awesome, I’m sure you all understand, right? So before I let myself get too into Final Fantasy XIII (I’m in Chapter 4 right now and SO digging on playing as Sazh, even if he’s no lake-killing Stahn Aileron, right, Mento?), here are some pictures of a hot Asian chick called Marina Jang stripping down and masturbating with her faithful PS2 at her side. She hails from Asian porn site extraordinaire The Black Alley, a name which just serves to get Jay-Z songs in my head, but if you want more of her or just hot Asians in general, that place will be like heaven to you.

Asian porn hottie Mai Ly is in no means a newcomer to the industry – she’s had solo girl sites in the past and even done some hardcore (though she herself has stated that she doesn’t plan to do more – but that could change if we all cross our fingers and wish really hard, maybe), but I have to say… her new official website, Touch Mai is easily her at her best. I swear, she just gets hotter and hotter, and with her current look and the high-quality photos & videos she has on this new site, she reminds me so much of a curvier version of G4′s Olivia Munn… which is a huge compliment, since I love me some Munn and think she’s easily one of the hottest chicks on the planet. And now Touch Mai has landed herself on the superhottie list as well!

I am totally enamored with these photos of Gamer Fetish regular Misty Gates for a few reasons – and one of them is boring and girly. Those pigtails are hot, and I need to figure out how I can get my hair to do that, too! Though doing so successfully might make me feel a little “single white female”, since I already took Misty’s advice on what razor to use too when shaving my legs and, um, lady parts (spoilers: it’s that crazy, five-bladed vibrating one that Gillette makes, and it rules). Okay, I need to stop turning this gallery into, like, #beautychat, because this is a fucking porn site, not a girly message board, right? So, um, yeah. I’m loving the tight Nintendo Power tee that she’s got on… I actually subscribe to that magazine. Big surprise, right? They keep having articles about Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey, which I’m super excited about because the MegaTen games = my favorite game franchise… apologies go out to my former #1, the “Tales Of” series, you’ve been dethroned after Namco Bandai decided to NOT localize Hearts, Graces, Radiant Mythology 2, or Vesperia PS3 because they hate America/money… holy shit, derailed again. What is with me today?? Okay… Misty Gates, Nintendo Power, sexy pigtails, awesome body, two 360s!!!, video game schwag, Halo 3 in the background… that about sums it up. I’m afraid to go into any more detail at risk of making this the longest gallery description EVER, so I’ll just stop here.

Man, if all cops looked like Teen Katie and her girlfriend, Kari, then I think that we’d have a bit of a problem – people would be committing crimes left and right just so they could get a chance to be arrested and possibly manhandled by this pair of pretty teen girls! I mean, come on… with bodies like that to distract you, being alone with them in an interrogation room wouldn’t be half bad, huh? Though it would open up the door to an entirely new torture technique: get a guy naked, strap him to a chair, and then make him suffer as he gets impossibly horny while watching these two strip each other down, feed each other doughnuts (did you even know that doughnuts could be erotic?), and lick each other in all the right places… I’m sure that would crack even the hardest of criminals. Luckily for you, you’re just getting a free show – no handcuffs required…

I’m feeling very laid back today, so I’m going to continue this lazy, happy mood by showcasing a casual cutie today – Cierra Spice. This Latina college girl looks relaxed and sexy all at once, hanging out in some turquoise & white Victoria’s Secret loungewear (I know this, because I adore their PINK line and that’s what Cierra’s rocking – both her top and panties are from VS), with her long, dark hair shining in the sunlight. There’s even a gorgeous waterfall behind her – seriously, this is like the calmest, most zen porn shoot ever, haha. Well, the end DOES get a little more playful and energetic… After she’s lost her panties and is flashing her perky little boobs – she starts messing around with a rainbow-colored penis-shaped lollipop! Cierra really is just the cutest, huh?

Even though I generally prefer brunette/exotic chicks, every so often, I go through a phase where I just can’t get enough of hot blonde girls… and right now is one of those times. So new teen web model Kiss Kara picked the perfect time to launch her solo site, in my eyes at least. With her cute smile, loose blonde pigtails, and tiny black-and-gold bikini, she seems like the poster girl for California beach babes… I have no idea if she’s actually from the West Coast or not, and to be honest… I don’t really care. I’m enjoying my fantasy of her as some sort of surfer girl/Orange County socialite hybrid. Anyhow, I hope that all of you like her as much as I do! Oh, and one word of warning for the nighttime/stealth porn browsers out there – her personal website is definitely worth a look, but it does have a video introduction that’s set to autoplay, so turn your speakers off if you’re trying to be sneaky. Just wanted to give you a helpful hint there, since it caught yours truly off guard earlier!

Okay, I just have to ask… what the fuck? Why is a super-hot teen babe like Diddylicious ringing in the new year at home, much less, um, in her bathtub? I mean, at least she’s got the champagne (which she’s popping and pouring all over her lithe, lean body) and some festive lingerie (if you can call sparkling, tassled pasties lingerie, that is)… but still… it’s kinda weird. But you know, I’m not one to talk. I’m not going anywhere tonight – hanging out on the couch with the boyfriend, watching the ball drop, and then listening to the lulz-worthy “New Year Predictions” show on Coast 2 Coast AM until I crash… but that’s why I’m just a boring webmaster, you know? Not the hot web model taking off her clothes and dousing herself in champagne (or shampane, as I recently saw it spelled – sup Jared). OH WELL!

I’ve gotta be honest… part of the reason that I like half-Dominican newcomer Kayla Louise so much is that reminds me of a really hot friend of mine… who also happens to be Latina, but I think her specific country background isn’t the same as Kayla’s… but anyhow, to be frank, I’ve pictured said friend naked before. Like I said, she’s really hot. So ogling Kayla is sort of a fun, guilt-free way to indulge those fantasies, especially since it turns out that this girl likes to play dress-up and wear cute costumes (like this sexy Santa outfit) just as much as that certain friend of mine. Awesome.